Stripes and Stripes Forever

Bakerloo Line
October, Rush Hour
A walking test pattern

 

Don't Bother to Dress

Victoria Line
Late August
"Gee Bill, you sure have nice foundation garments.
That hair gel isn't bad either."

 

Layer Cupcake

Victoria
7:00 p.m. 11 October

Unfortunately, the sad part for all of you is you cannot fully appreciate the impact of the bright red cowboy ankle boots paired with the turquoise skirt.

Really, the camo jacket and the diamond nose stud are hardly noticeable in person.

Do You See What I See?

The Warrington Hotel
Saturday, September 30th
To be fair, it IS difficult to see whether or not the side of your own boob is too wrinkled and ragged to come out...
What? Meeeerr--orrr? What is meer-orr?

 

Look Into My Eyes... no! Not at my arms...

Brick Lane Market
Sunday, 15 September

Hypnosis might be one strategy to use to convince people that you aren't wearing an unflattering top and hip-hop trousers...
on the other hand, perhaps a little less hair dye and a one less toke on the ganja.

 

Don't Get Creative

Brick Lane Market
Sunday, Sept 17

The Sun's Laura Hayes did an excellent write up on How To Love Leggings, which let me tell you, isn't the easiest '80s throwback fashion to love.

Here's one woman breaking rule number 6.

 

Practical AND...well, Practical?

September Saturday - Noonish
Kensington Gardens -
No chance of accidentally getting picked off by wayward archers in this.
Good off-road shoes--check. Sporty bun--check. Spangly black sequined jacket for day--check.